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c0mf0rt-z0ne:

allthickwomen:

Get it?

this is great

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

allthickwomen:

Get it?

this is great

Sep 14th / 16,133 notes †
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mysteriouskyu:

A movie about a bunch of cute lolitas running a huge drug cartel in order to afford their clothes

Sep 14th / 23,883 notes †

frenums:

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

yes-this-is-groot why did u repost my comic? why did u go this low

Sep 14th / 86,136 notes †

wentzguyliner:

Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes

Sep 14th / 47,055 notes †
transqueen:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

secretly modified without his knowledge
isn’t this, you know, illegal? you can’t change a contract without both parties knowing the terms and agreeing to the terms.

transqueen:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

secretly modified without his knowledge

isn’t this, you know, illegal? you can’t change a contract without both parties knowing the terms and agreeing to the terms.

Sep 14th / 63,090 notes †
In the year 2069
  • Me: slayer
  • Grandson: goddamnit gramps what the fuck does that even mean
Sep 14th / 12,154 notes †

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

Sep 14th / 95,828 notes †
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bootyscientist:

the day i smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home i own, i might just shed a tear cuz I’ll know i finally made it

Sep 14th / 9,577 notes †
hamtaryo:

HAHAHAHAH NASH GRIER REPLIED TO MY DM BYE

hamtaryo:

HAHAHAHAH NASH GRIER REPLIED TO MY DM BYE

Sep 14th / 134,990 notes †
jellys:

cradily:

cradily:

irish:

Our friends, James & Laura, at Applebees with us on the 29th

give me your url or james and laura will never see applebees again

jellys:

cradily:

cradily:

irish:

Our friends, James & Laura, at Applebees with us on the 29th

give me your url or james and laura will never see applebees again

Sep 14th / 174 notes †
Sep 14th / 97,216 notes †

jpgay:

woodlandsway:

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠

oh shit rebekah watch out 

Sep 14th / 762,417 notes †

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