• Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

image

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rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

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whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

image

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Anonymous asked: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

notana:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

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cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer

cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer

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instagrampa:

how to excite a large crowd of white people:

  • play don’t stop believin’ by journey
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cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer

cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer

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phnar:

㌌

phnar:

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softcore-fuckery:

bae: wyd

me: goin to petsmart wassup

bae: but im wet doe

me: image

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